1. Wow that’s quite the gamut of suggestions and not all at where I was heading with that search.

    Wow that’s quite the gamut of suggestions and not all at where I was heading with that search.

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  2. San Francisco has a big Chinatown but China probably has a larger one.

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  3. i just realized why dog toys squeak. to mimic screams of pain from the plush hedgehog or squirrel they’re gnawing on until their last breath is snuffed out giving the dog a sense of accomplishment. O_O

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  4. Michael Fassbender is the only person I’ve ever seen that smiles to make sure you can see every single part of every single tooth in his mouth. 

    Michael Fassbender is the only person I’ve ever seen that smiles to make sure you can see every single part of every single tooth in his mouth. 

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  5. the REAL perk of being a wallflower is never making any friends so then never having to buy them anything for christmas

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  6. Such a cheesy line even my next post was embarrassed for you. Shakes head and buries face in hands.

    Such a cheesy line even my next post was embarrassed for you. Shakes head and buries face in hands.

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  7. Because I’m an idiot and completely not at all hip,

    in Gotye’s Somebody That I Used To Know when he sings:

    “Have your friends collect your records and then change your number”

    It took me seriously at least 25+ times hearing that before I realized the records he was talking about probably weren’t like her bank statements, unpaid bills, birth certificate or her car title.

    :/

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