Me complaining about ridiculous captchas.
Just here to say you are a massive

Oh god, I left the stove on.
(Source: headlikeanorange, via cuanimation)
San Francisco has a big Chinatown but China probably has a larger one.
i just realized why dog toys squeak. to mimic screams of pain from the plush hedgehog or squirrel they’re gnawing on until their last breath is snuffed out giving the dog a sense of accomplishment. O_O
the REAL perk of being a wallflower is never making any friends so then never having to buy them anything for christmas
Because I’m an idiot and completely not at all hip,
in Gotye’s Somebody That I Used To Know when he sings:
“Have your friends collect your records and then change your number”
It took me seriously at least 25+ times hearing that before I realized the records he was talking about probably weren’t like her bank statements, unpaid bills, birth certificate or her car title.
:/